surprisebitch:

moonsofavalon:

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thesallowbeldam:

momma-crow:

1petulantkitten:

1petulantkitten:

artistil:

weavemama:

BY A WHAT

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF
JU

Give it a dime, apparently.

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

It’s laying eggs in you.

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

Justin Schmidt is the epitome of masochism

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wulfriciceberg:

kikaiz:

REALLY IMPORTANT FOR POKÉMON LET’S GO

Please please please keep an eye on your pokeball amount. The game automatically switches to the next available pokeball type once you’ve run out and the game does not warn you if your last ball is the Master Ball.

I just watched a streamer who hasn’t saved in forever accidentally catch a tentacool with his Master Ball because he didn’t realize he ran out of every other type. Please save often and keep an eye on how many pokeballs you have.

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THE PROPHECY…

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ssjgssjgoku:

paxamericana:

i just heard a radio ad for a diet pill that promises to “purge pounds of toxic sludge from your body”

if you have pounds of toxic sludge in your body, please go to the ER

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phsfg:

Seth Everman abt to make some funky beats

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senpailyrik:

Behold, my contribution to the Super Smash Bros fandom. Took only 30 min.

crazyaboutlefandoms:

dutchster:

when it’s november 1st

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

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booblessgoddess:

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

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glitter6ug:

thecalerianking:

thecalerianking:

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

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a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

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in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

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places a hand on me cheek

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

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